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A virgin girl asks her boyfriend to come over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
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Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
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At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
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That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
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The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
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A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
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10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
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Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
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The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
A couple of years ago Camp Wildcat and its reenactors were approached to aid in the filming of a music video. The singer....well...mute if you like.... but the images and the reenactors are from my Civil War group. :)
Classes started yesterday. I will be on the road a lot this semester as I cover 3 campuses with the farthest two being an hour and half apart and the third between them. It should be an interesting semester. I have a new job description and it will be interesting to see what comes of it.
I enjoyed getting together with the gals last night.
BUT we stayed way too late for my system to handle. It was 4 this morning before I got to bed. Sigh......knocks things off schedule and I do not handle it well. Have felt like crap all day. Got virtually nothing done that I wanted/needed to do. So.....gals. as much fun as it was...I can not stay out that late any more.
You feel free to go stay that late, just say hi to the 4th person for me.
Although not resolved by ANY means, things are better with the BF. Now, if he can get over his stubbornness about moving.....:) (Not that I am stubborn about moving there...nope not me....lol). We talked....and it went ok....not as well as hoped but better than suspected.
Got it gals? Hope so as I will be on the road a lot this week and may not be able to fill you in other than here.
The Reiki therapist said things would be coming out of me as things were coming up from my subconscious more. But..geez....It has actually been aamazing what the Reiki lady mentions ..that when she says it, I can tie it directly into a painful memory.... today I was so...tired, in pain, and just angry.
She really worked on my left side yesterday and by last night I was in terrible pain to the point of taking flexoril and still waking in the night when I turned over. The chiro put ice on it as well today. Sometimes healing is painful first but then feels better after.
All those toxins got to come out it seems. Amazing the link between mind, body, and spirit.
There are times in every person's life when we have to go through something that is inevitable. We do not want to go through this thing. We would give anything sometimes to escape it...but it is unescapable.
Thus, it becomes a question of HOW to get through this thing. Will I do it with fear, cussing, trying to run, alone, with others, prayer, meditation, courage, grace, laughter, love, sadness, hate, or numbness?
I often pray for positive professional productiveness. I am going to add to that prayer...with courage, grace, and the laughter and love of family and friends.
So much to talk about….I think I will break it up into areas. That way if you are reading this and want to skip a section you can.
Family – The parents are doing really well right now. For that I am most grateful. Extended family are doing fairly well also. I do have one cousin going through some marital issues but I think if both she and her spouse grow up and realize that marriage and parenting are actually going to take some work, they should be fine.
Friends – I have some of the greatest best friends in the world. I also have some really good friends that I have not been in as much contact with as I would like. I need to work on that more. Then there are good acquaintances that I maintain contact with every so often via dinner and phone calls. I have been very lucky in my friends over the years.
Work – I have gotten the list from the Graduate school, I will just have one student this fall from there. I still work part time at the local psych unit and was offered a full time position today. If it had been a month ago I might have taken it. But, I have my full time position at the local University and really like the more flexible schedule that it offers. My private practice is doing ok. It is small but at least is making enough to cover the overhead costs and rent. It is neat to walk into the office and see all my certificates on the wall and know that what I see is ….mine. Yes you read all that correct. I have one full time and three part time jobs.
Civic – I also am the president of the local reenacting unit that puts on the Civil War event of the year. Running a bit behind in this area but no more so that usual I would say.
Love – The boyfriend and I have been dating two and half years. Recently things aren’t going so well. I just don’t think he realizes it yet. He lives three hours away and doesn’t want to move here and I don’t want to move there.
He can’t bring himself to tell me he loves me other than “you’re ok” and yet he is the one who comes to see me the most. I have been trying to get him in the same room for the last month but he has started working night shift and we haven’t been able to work it out yet. Not sure what the next step for us will be.
Spiritual – I have been slacking in this area lately. I so need to work on this.
Home – I feel pretty good about the cleaning and donating I have been able to complete. The apartment looks clearer and I got a huge tax deduction for the donations. WHOHOOOOOO!!!
Me – Hmmm been feeling better mood wise lately, physically as well. I think cleaning the apartment was a symbol for cleaning out my “issues” as well. I have been working on letting things go from my past, my childhood actually. Traumatic experiences that were illness related. I will leave it at that.
Wow….told ya I had a lot to say and catch up on when this started. If you made it to here……well …I am impressed.
Now – time for a glass of tea and some couch potato time.
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting. "It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid things and act like a jerk. So, He sent me."
This song always makes me think of my home and how I love living in the mountains. He sings of West Va.. but it looks so much like Kentucky he could easily have been singing about us instead.
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